Ask me no questions

Every time I return to England, I'm reminded that we only have two seasons: rainy and misty.

[Private to Lavender]
Don't suppose you're available for dinner on Thursday? I can cook.

( Private to Self, destroyed immediately after writing )

( Private to Anthony )

( Private to Lavender )

I'm almost fully recovered, and I'm just waiting for a clean bill of health. In the meantime, I'm going to visit my parents in Egypt and see how the water purification process is coming along.

My recovery is coming along, albeit slowly. The important thing is that I can now navigate my stairs without having to sit down every few steps, which means I can actually go out to important places like the bakery and the joke shop. It'll take a bit more time to be fully back, though.

Say, Angelina, are you taking any more clients?

I'm getting another assignment.

My heartfelt wishes and condolences to those who were injured or lost loved ones in the quintaped attack. It was a great tragedy, and I thank the team who brought it back under control.

Private
I wasn't there. I know I wouldn't have been able to stop it, not by myself, but I just couldn't help but think that if I had been there I could at least have helped someone. Get them into a safe place, or shield them. Or, with my injuries, I could've been one of the victims. I hate this limbo, this inability to do anything.

Private to Harry Potter
Any leads on Chernobog?

Of course it would be raining when I get back to Jolly Olde England.

Fantastic!

And what a day to get back. I have no Irish blood in me, but I'm sure I can celebrate like the best of them. More or less.

Happy St. Paddy's Day, everyone. It's good to be back.

( Terry Boot for Irreparable )